Trying to come out without giving a 20 minute power point presentation
People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™
Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.
Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.
In case you were confused 👌
Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays
White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”
White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”
Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging
neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders
Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨
cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender
Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺
men: I identify as male.
Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch
atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion
Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)
nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries
Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?
this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it
This post is perfection across the board.
feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes
Feminist™: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!
Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus
Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don’t do it you’re Going To Hell! I’m praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!
Tirade Marked
Aries: Aries are okay I guess. I don’t have super strong feelings toward Aries. I think Aries are pretty nice and outgoing, and I think they’re smart too. If not on the outside, then on the inside. I’m friends with Aries but we’re not super close. They’re the kind of friends I like inviting to my parties, but I don’t hang out with one-on-one.
Taurus: I really like Taurus. They’re pretty sweet and a little bit shy, but when you get to know them then they’re a ton of fun. They’re not super smart, to be quite honest, and one of the few things I don’t like about them is that they think they’re smart, or act like they are. They aren’t good at accepting their flaws, but they’re very loyal friends and very good at being blind to the bad in people.
Gemini: Gemini are great. People say they hate Gemini but most of the super popular kids that I know are Gemini. I’m not super close with many Gemini, but they’re nice people and they’re fun to be around. I enjoy being on teams with or sitting next to a Gemini in classes. They’re fun casual friends to have, but not be close with.
Cancer: Cancer are high-maintenance. They most likely were spoiled as children and teens and now think they’re entitled to everything. Now, I wouldn’t say they are bad people at all. They’re genuinely sweet and have good intentions most of the time. I’m friends with them, but they’re the kind of friends you don’t want to be around for long periods of time simply because they’re exhausting. They care too much about relationships and what others think as well. They’re afraid to be themselves.
Leo: Leo are too perfect. I love Leo, but I hate them at the same time. They take the spotlight too much, and they subconsciously act better than everyone else because they are, or because people constantly tell them they are. Leo are super nice on the inside, but you have to get close to them to appreciate them at all without feeling bad about yourself around them.
Virgo: I can’t stand Virgo. They’re overrated, and very much so. Virgo are really fake people, so while they seem like they’ll be nice to be friends with, most of the good stuff about them isn’t real or completely staged by them. While they aren’t inherently bad, they simply care way too much about dumb stuff that doesn’t matter like what people think about them or getting into a relationship. All they think about is impressing people.
Libra: FAVORITE PERSON. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. LIBRAS ARE THE BOMB OKAY. SCORPIO AND LIBRA ARE SAID NOT BE FRIENDS OR CAN’T BE FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY’RE SO DIFFERENT BUT THE DIFFERENCES FUEL THE FRIENDSHIP. I HAVE NEVER MET A LIBRA I DON’T GET ALONG WITH, AND MY BEST FRIEND IS A LIBRA. LIBRA ARE SWEET AND SELFLESS AND AMAZING.
Scorpio: Eh. Scorpio are okay. They seem like really shitty people on the outside, but they’re not really. They all seem to be really bad at trusting others, and they do genuinely dislike most people just because they don’t take shit from others so if you’re not a good friend or if you do anything mean then they won’t pretend to be nice. Scorpio do actually care about the people they like though. They’re just tough to get to know.
Sagittarius: Maybe the worst people you’ll ever meet. All Sagittarius are the worst friends ever. They are hypocrites who treat the people close to them like crap and are spoiled by everyone around them so they never take ownership of their terrible personalities and the awful way they act. They don’t have original ideas, and they are very susceptible to only doing things because the basic kids on Tumblr think it’s cool. I hate them. They seem cool on the outside but they’re all crapshows.
Capricorn: This can go a couple different ways. I don’t hate any Capricorn, but some are a lot worse than others. They are all genuinely smart, good, and funny people who are the best friends you can ask for. But, some of them are good at hiding it for fear of being uncool. Some care too much about what certain people think of them, so they hang out with the wrong people and hide their true potential. Other Capricorn are undeniably themselves, and will not change that for anyone. I love both, but some need a little TLC to come out of their shells.
Aquarius: Aquarius are very good people. They are incredibly passionate. They tend not to be super social, but really care for everyone around them that needs care. While I wish I could be friends with more Aquarius, they’re too good for me and I know to keep my distance. I love the ones I am close to and admire the others from afar.
Pisces: Pisces tend to be fun-loving and carefree I think. They’re total dog people, if you’d like to imagine. They are fun and kind, maybe a bit too in-your-face and clingy sometimes but their hearts are in the right place. We’re not super close, but like Aries we do have the same friends and go to all of each other’s parties.
Just eat this potato.
SOMEONE DRAW ME A PICTURE
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